She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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