so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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