dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
time to smoke my breakfast
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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