Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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