i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
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