DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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