Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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