carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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