just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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