gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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