Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
May the power of my ass compel you!!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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