In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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