So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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