Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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