she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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