They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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