So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
She even gives head with a lisp.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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