She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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