Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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