After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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