As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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