My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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