we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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