that's an acceptable place to lick
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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