Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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