Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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