Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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