I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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