I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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