god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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