yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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