Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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