Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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