i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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