youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
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It's never too late to be topless.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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