jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize