How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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