come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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