I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
tell me about the eggs
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