Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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