just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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