Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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