So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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