last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
