So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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