Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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