She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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