big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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