im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
