Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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