your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
