Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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