Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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