I wanna bring you to show and tell
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Randomize
