Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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