Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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